Wow, what horrible week. I haven’t been this depressed since my old co-worker married my ex-girlfriend, and he started wearing my senior ring.
But, even during bad times, we can find things to make us smile.
1. My great Aunt Connie – the one who smells like rancid gravy – isn’t coming to live with you.
2. Fortunately, she’s not coming to live with me either, because I will not agree to…